Out in Public

I spent a little bit of time out in public this morning, and decided I needed to get the following information out there:

Dear People Who Think They are Hilarious When they See me out in Public Carrying 2 Babies in Infant Carriers:

"Boy, you've got your hands full!"  (Laugh laugh laugh)

is not really that original or funny.  You may think you are being clever or unique, but sadly you are not.

Dear People Who Ask Me the Following Question When they See me out in Public Carrying 2 Babies in Infant Carriers:

"Are they Twins?"

What else could they possibly be?  Why else would I be carrying 2 babies who are exactly the same size around in baby buckets? Do you think one is mine and I just borrowed the other one?

Dear People Who Look at Both Babies Usually Dressed in Pink and Blue and Then Ask:

"Are they identical?"

Their parts don't match - so no, they're not.  I suggest maybe a refresher course in anatomy, or biology, or something to that effect.....

Dear People Who Know I am Behind You Attempting to Go Through a Set of Double Doors While Carrying a Set of Twins in Bucket Carriers:

There really is no reason to ask...

"Can I get the door for you?"

The answer is Yes, Yes, and Hell Yes - unless you want to videotape me attempting to go through the doors by myself and then post it on YouTube for giggles.  Guaranteed 100,000+ hits for sure as it has got to look stinkin' hilarious.

OK, that be the end of my "How to Approach a Mom with Infant Twins" public service announcement.