Only in a hospital do you get to enjoy the following things:
1 - Shots in your backside
2 - Band aids on your backside from the above mentioned shots
3 - An ice bucket containing your "liquid emissions" from the past 24 hours cooling on the bathroom counter
4 - Showering with a blue rubber glove over your iv port so you feel a bit like Michael Jackson
5 - Ice packs made from baby diapers
6 - Being woken up at 1 am to hang out with Velcro straps and monitors wrapped around your belly for an hour
7 - Lots and lots of pokes in your arm to suck your blood out
8 - Have someone bring you chocolate ice cream at 10 pm because you just can't get the broccoli taste out of you mouth from dinner (best nurse ever!)
9 - Getting to read an entire book in less than 2 days
10 - Updating your blog 2 times in one day because you have time!
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