Your laptop doesn't fit on your lap anymore
Your kid doesn't fit on your lap anymore
You have to open both sides of the french doors to get out of your bedroom
There is no fitting between, around, or in anything that you have to go in sideways
The level of water becomes basically flood level when you enter the bathtub
You can't open or close the blinds above your kitchen window because you can't reach the string without getting a stool so your belly reaches clearance level above the sink
It is hard to wash dishes because your belly keeps bumping into the sink
You have to carefully position yourself in just the right spot to open and close/load and unload the front loader washer and dryer
You see yourself from the sideview, cringe, and vow to not look in the mirror again from that vantage point until post-delivery
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