Tuesday, July 19, 2011

You Know Your Belly is Getting Big When....

Your laptop doesn't fit on your lap anymore

Your kid doesn't fit on your lap anymore

You have to open both sides of the french doors to get out of your bedroom

There is no fitting between, around, or in anything that you have to go in sideways

The level of water becomes basically flood level when you enter the bathtub

You can't open or close the blinds above your kitchen window because you can't reach the string without getting a stool so your belly reaches clearance level above the sink

It is hard to wash dishes because your belly keeps bumping into the sink

You have to carefully position yourself in just the right spot to open and close/load and unload the front loader washer and dryer

You see yourself from the sideview, cringe, and vow to not look in the mirror again from that vantage point until post-delivery

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